Author Archives: spotastic

About spotastic

I am a writer/performer/teacher at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. If you are really curious, just google me or visit spotastic.com

SUCK MY DICK: Dov Charney

SUCK MY DICK Dov Charney By Shannon O’Neill Welcome once again to Suck My Dick. A weekly column letting the world know that I’m requesting some fellatio from someone or something that is pissing me off. I know, I don’t … Continue reading

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Suck My Dick: Malaysia

Suck My Dick Malaysia by Shannon O’Neill Welcome once again to SUCK MY DICK. A weekly column letting the world know that I’m requesting some fellatio from someone or something that is pissing me off. I know, I don’t have … Continue reading

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SUCK MY DICK: MY OWN FARTS

Welcome once again to SUCK MY DICK. A weekly column letting the world know that I’m requesting some fellatio from someone or something that is pissing me off. I know, I don’t have a dick, but if needed I’ll step … Continue reading

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SUCK MY DICK: ORANGE COUNTY, CALIFORNIA HATE MONGERS

Welcome once again to SUCK MY DICK. A weekly column letting the world know that I’m requesting some fellatio from someone or something that is pissing me off. I know, I don’t have a dick, but if needed I’ll step … Continue reading

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SUCK MY DICK: Mu’ammar Al-Qadhafi

Welcome once again to SUCK MY DICK. A weekly column letting the world know that I’m requesting some fellatio from someone or something that is pissing me off. I know, I don’t have a dick, but if needed I’ll step … Continue reading

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SUCK MY DICK: Caira Ferguson

Welcome once again to SUCK MY DICK. A weekly column letting the world know that I’m requesting some fellatio from someone or something that is pissing me off. I know, I don’t have a dick, but if needed I’ll step … Continue reading

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SUCK MY DICK: Charlie Sheen

Welcome once again to SUCK MY DICK. A weekly column letting the world know that I’m requesting some fellatio from someone or something that is pissing me off. I know, I don’t have a dick, but if needed I’ll step … Continue reading

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